Why is everyone so thirsty over Kim Kardashian? The majority of her body is fake… And she looks like a fish.
….Why you golf?
- Phil Niggerson: You ain't supposed to be here
- Thurnis Haley: *Rips off sunglasses* WHATCHU MEAN!?
- Phil NIggerson:
- Thurnis Haley:
- Phil Niggerson: Oh, I'm sorry I though you was Tiger Woods
- Thurnis: I know, You see that motherfuckin' stroke. WAPOW! On a BITCH!
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG
reblogging again because my sister and I are def going to do this.
SPREAD THE WORD SO THAT WE ALL KNOW THE CODE!
I’m waiting for somebody to say this to me now omg
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
charity: water provides clean and safe drinking water to those who most desperately need it.
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
guys, reblog this photo! don’t care if it’s not your “type.”
this warms my heart <3
225,274 x 20 = $4,505,480
more like 225,274 x .1 = $22,527.4
This photo is beautiful :)
you got that right :’) ^
so perfect in every single way this needs a million notes