RNS.

I’ve come to realize I’m extremely un-photogenic. Or maybe just ugly. Lets hope it’s the first one.

(Source: let-it-ridee)

nigganomics:

Why is everyone so thirsty over Kim Kardashian? The majority of her body is fake… And she looks like a fish.

They say, “Thurnis! Hey, Hey Thurnis! Thurnis! Hey Thurnis, Thurnis! Hey, Hey Thurnis! Thurnis!”

ayyobertha:

….Why you golf?

Because.

(Source: shiftybass)

• Phil Niggerson: You ain't supposed to be here
• Thurnis Haley: *Rips off sunglasses* WHATCHU MEAN!?
• Phil NIggerson:
• Thurnis Haley:
• Phil:
• Thurnis:
• Phil Niggerson: Oh, I'm sorry I though you was Tiger Woods
• Thurnis: I know, You see that motherfuckin' stroke. WAPOW! On a BITCH!

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: tamamuratamao, via killer-)

I push people away because they deserve better.

the-absolute-best-posts:

This is a great blog to follow, seriously

(Source: the-stars-within-our-souls)

Tumblr Code.

dov-ah:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG

reblogging again because my sister and I are def going to do this.

DO THIS

SPREAD THE WORD SO THAT WE ALL KNOW THE CODE!

DOING THIS

I’m waiting for somebody to say this to me now omg

(Source: aru, via fivepannelednigga)